for grown ass women who are ready to reclaim the most radical room in their home. And remember that whoever makes the meals is literally creating life over & over again
Three sacred, irreverent, nourishing live cooking experiences -
for grown ass women who are ready to reclaim the most radical room in their home. And remember that whoever makes the meals is literally creating life over & over again
Three sacred, irreverent, nourishing live cooking experiences -
And yet, feeding yourself and your family still feels like the thing that falls through the cracks. Not because you don't want it badly enough. Not because you haven't tried. But because wanting and knowing and even believing deeply…none of that puts real food in the fridge.
The gap between your values and your plate is not a character flaw. It is a skill gap. And it is a support gap. And it is a time gap. And every single one of those gaps was deliberately engineered by a food system that makes convenience the path of least resistance — every single time.
The result is a life where we believe in sacred bodies and sacred earth, but our plates keep us tethered to systems that damage both.
You care about what goes into your body. You care about the earth those ingredients came from. You care about what you're passing down to the people sitting at your table.
It is a space to reclaim your place as the magistrate of your own vitality – the woman at the stove who is not a trad wife, not a prop in someone else’s script, but the one quietly directing the flow of health, nourishment, and culture in her home.
You are a woman who gives a damn & has a real life to live. And what you need is not more information. What you need is to actually cook. In community. Where skill builds in your hands through repetition, where real food finally makes it into your fridge, and where the whole act of feeding yourself gets restored to what it was always meant to be: something sacred, something joyful, something worth showing up for.
And the way we cook together isn't hustle.
Three live cooking sessions, built to be the thing you look forward to all week. We cook together: you in your kitchen, me in mine, a whole community of women doing the same rebellious thing at the same time.
There are poems read over cutting boards. Music that makes you move. Invocations that remind you why any of this matters. Dance breaks. Yes, actual dance breaks! Because the act of feeding yourself and the people you love is sacred work, and it deserves to feel that way. Not one more task. A ritual you return to.
Here's the alchemy: what used to feel like one more task on an endless list becomes the moment your week pivots. Convenience gets dethroned. And you remember what a kitchen is actually for.
One meal at a time. In your own kitchen. On your own terms. With reverence, rebellion, and something delicious on the stove.
Your stove becomes an altar of everyday vitality and connection – a place where time, attention, fire, and ingredients turn into the future you and your people will live inside.
Session 1 —
Saturday, May 30th, 12:00pm EST
Session 2 —
Saturday, June 6th, 12:00pm EST
Session 3 —
Saturday, June 13th, 12:00pm EST
It includes the recipes from what we cooked, a replay link available for two weeks, and something a little extra… the lyrics to any songs we sang, links to anything we danced to, and any poems that were read. For the moments you want to return to.
We cook food that feeds you that day and stocks your fridge for moments to follow. Not a set number of dinners promised. Something better: a fridge with real food options and a body that is starting to remember how good it feels to be truly fed. This is about bringing dignity back to the most “ordinary” work you do – turning fridge contents into a living, breathing vote for your health.
At least 7 days before each Cook Along you receive a shopping list. These are ingredients you can find at any grocery store or farmers market: whole cuts of meat, vegetables, fat, salt, herbs. Real food, not rare food.
You in your kitchen, me in mine. You can unmute and ask questions or drop them into the chat. This is not a passive watching experience. Cooking comes alive when you can ask why, what's next, what do I do if mine looks like this. That back and forth is part of how skill actually builds in your hands, in the moment, in your own kitchen.
What you need to show up. A kitchen with an oven & stove. Good knives, a cutting board, pots, pans, jars, and storage containers for your prepped food. And the groceries from your shopping list. Your kitchen does not need to be fancy to become an altar; it just needs heat, a surface, and a woman willing to stand there on her own terms.
I am an Appalachian homesteader, raw milk micro-dairy owner, and the kind of woman who welcomes you to her table with a grass-fed ribeye, a salad with more edible flowers than lettuce leaves, and raw strawberry kefir ice cream with egg yolks. Everything from my farm. Nothing from a package.
I learned to cook the old way — adopted by homesteaders who took me in, put me to work, and showed me what it felt like to plant and sweat and sing alongside people who loved each other. I have been apprenticing ever since. Twenty plus years and counting.
Before KitchenWise I spent a decade leading women in tending to their sacred bodies, power, and pleasure. Underneath all of it was the same hunger — for the intimacy of how the earth loves our bodies when we let it.
KitchenWise is where those two threads meet. This is not about cosplaying some 1950s housewife. This is about modern women reclaiming the kitchen as a site of sovereignty, creativity, and culture-making.
Performing Artist
@amanda_the_love_warrior
Spiritual Mentor & Founder of The Priestess Presence Temple
http://www.priestesspresence.com/
Pleasure & Transformation Coach
http://www.brittfohrman.com/
Honestly — "good cook" is not the right question. Good ingredients make good food. Give yourself some grace. Even if your first attempt at roasting parsnips doesn't taste as good as mine, it is still real food and it can absolutely be consumed. We are using quality ingredients, which means things taste good even when you are learning. And you will taste your cooking getting better across all three sessions. That is the whole point.
Each thing we cook will have a natural adjustment built in. If I use butter, you use ghee. If I use potatoes, you use sweet potatoes. My sauce might be thicker because I used dairy. Yours might be thinner with a note of coconut because you used coconut milk. They are both sauces. They will both be delicious. We are not going for perfection here — we are going for real food in your fridge that you actually want to eat.
We will be cooking with healthy animal products — organic, pasture raised, local where possible. You are absolutely welcome to join for the container, the community, and the skills. Just know that meat and animal products will be featured in each experience.
Each session we cook two proteins, one sauce, and two vegetable dishes — in quantities you can mix and match. If you are cooking for one, expect real food options for three to four days. If you are cooking for a family of four, we scale up so you eat well that day and still have extras. This part of the experience invites your own curiosity and creativity — you get to decide how you use what you make. And yes, you can absolutely freeze extras at the end if your fridge is looking a little overwhelmed.
There is grace built into every moment of this experience. Maybe during the dance break you are still cutting your carrots — and honestly, your fingers can dance with the knife at the same time. Maybe while I am reading a poem you are sliding your braise into the oven. Some things we make will not be fully done by the end of two hours — a braise takes time, a slow roast takes time. You can finish it later that night, pop it in an Instapot, or use a slow cooker. And if you miss a section entirely, the replay arrives within 24 hours so you can hop back in and cook through what you missed. This is priced at $67 because I want you to feel relaxed and chill about all of it — not stressed that you missed one dish. I also stay on at the end of each session to guide anyone who needs a little extra time.
Yes. And you can always reach out to me by email to share what is not working and I will make adjustments to support you.
On YouTube you still have to decide what to cook, find the recipe, follow it step by step, and spend the entire time annoyingly drying your hands on a towel every thirty seconds to press pause. And that person is almost certainly not offering spirited nourishment alongside their cooking instructions. Here we are together in a real container, cooking multiple things at once that become multiple food options by the end. You do not need to find recipes. You do not need to plan a single thing. You just show up with the groceries and after an uplifting two hours you have real food cooked. And I know from experience — when you do something once with your hands, you feel wildly more inspired to do it again on your own. Which means you could do the exact same thing we did together on Saturday morning on Wednesday night and have another few days of real food in your fridge. Just like that.
Yes! Just enter your person's name and email address at checkout instead of your own and the confirmation email and shopping list will go straight to them. Caring is sharing. Thanks for looking out for your girlfriends. And honestly — wouldn't it be so fun to do this alongside a friend? Like a book club, but instead of reading the same book you are cooking the same things for three weeks and then getting to talk about it. Someone make this happen please.
Yes. This will continue to be offered in three week sprints. You will have the opportunity to purchase the next round before this one ends. And I read every single email — if you have feedback or ideas about how to make this experience work better for you, write to me.
Also — if you want to go deeper beyond the Cook Along, I am building a higher level program for women who want to radically shift their bodies through tracking real health data and overhauling their kitchens entirely. Reach out to get on the waitlist!
You have thought about it in the grocery store. You have felt it at 5pm when the fridge doesn't add up to a meal. You have known, somewhere deep and quiet, that the way you are feeding yourself is not yet matching the woman you are.
Three weeks. Three Saturday mornings. One shopping list sent to your inbox before each session. A community of women doing the same gorgeous, rebellious thing at the same time. A chance to stand at your own stove and remember: this is not drudgery, this is where life gets made.
You have done harder things before breakfast. This one comes with a dance break.